Innocent boys

Girl 1 -- i am in love.
Girl 2 --what ??
Girl 3-- how does he lucky?
Girl 4 -- what he do ?
Girl 5 -- How tall ?
Girl 6 -- eye color ?
Girl 7 -- Who are his Friends ?
Girl 8 -- How rich he is ?
Girl 9 -- Be Careful, He might be a Bad  Guy.
Girl 1 -- ok.
             


Same situation.






Boy 1-- I am in Love.
Boy 2 -- mama party!
Boy 3 -- Mama Party !
Boy 4 -- Mama Party !
Boy 5 -- Mama Party !
Boy 6 -- Mama Party !
Boy 7 -- Mama Party !

Papam

INNOCENT BOYS

Heart Touching

Heart Touching Sentence  ................

"Your true character is most accurately measured by how you treat those who can do northing  for you".


Manasa

Happy life

Who help you don't forget them,

Who like you don't hate them,

Who hope you don't cheat them,
           If you follow this Rule, your life will be Happy.

Thats way u get happy life.

Ideal day

An Ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on u r face, A cup of coffee in u r hand and a sms from me on your mobile.

Have a nice Day.

Poori

Happy diwali

Life is Temporary,
Love is Library,
God is Great,
Life is Sweet,
Yesterday is Waste,
Today is Best,
Tomorrow is Taste,
So Enjoy Every moment in Life...........................................HAPPY DIWALI

positive thinking

The plus symbol is made with 2 minutes symbols.So all negative things can B shaped as positive by our smart work and positive thinking.


Rajkumar

Today spl

Today  the Great Lord Sri Shirdi Sai Baba Birthday.

manasa

Beautiful life

Beautiful life is just  an Imagination, But
Real life is more beautiful than imagination ,so  enjoy each and every moment of Your  life.

Gud mrng.........

Raj kumar

Good night

Nobody teaches sun to rise,  fish to swim   , birds  to fly,  Plants to grow,  Child to cry, and nobody  teaches a heart  to choose  a friend like u       ,good night...........

Ramesh

IT GOES ON

In Life,We all have an unspeakable secret,
                             an irreversible regret,
                            an unkept prmise,
                            an unheard request,
                            an  irreplaceble loss,
                            an unreachable dream
                            an unforgettable  first love...still,
Life is about being happy ,how because everything in life can be summed up in just 3 Words.
      "  IT GOES ON".

KUSUM

Sweetest sleeps

World Top  2 Sweetest sleeps.

1.Sleeping on moms Lap, When we are Tired.

2.Sleeping on Lover's shoulder,When we are Alone.


Poornima

100 years

Developing 100  friends in one year is not a Gain,

But,

Keeping one friend for 100 years is an Achievement.

Thats is a Good Friend ship .

Kusum

Good Friends

Good Friends care for each other,

Close friends understand each other,

True friends stay forever beyond words, beyond  time.

Ravi

APPLE is crying , BANANA why u r crying,  APPLE  all the people  cut and eat me, BANANA  u r better, all the people remove my dress and eat me, siggutho chastunnanu.............

Rajkumar

joke

A Psychological fact ----  when two Indian couples come face to face.............Wifes look at each other's sareee.............

And Husbands look at other's  Wife.

poornima

Sweet friend

A Friend is sweet when it is new,it  is  sweeter when it is  true .But you know what ? It is sweetest when it is you. Happy friendship day.

Venkat

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why?                                                                                       When a ten year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why?

Tripaati

Friendship day

One day Monday, Went to Tuesday, To see Wednesday,And ask Thursday, Weather Friday has told Saturday, that Sunday is friendship day.


Kusuma

Love is Blind

Once there lived a blind boy.                                                                                                                                  He loves nobody Expect his girl  friend.                                                                                                                         One day he told her,i will marry you if i had eyes.                                                                                                        She, how ever, brought eyes to him.                                                                                                                           He was shocked to see his her, because she is blind.                                                                                                She asked him, will you marry me ? Boy said "no".                                                                                                      Then that girl said, Ok. !! But please take care of my eyes.                                                                                                                          

                                                        That is true "love".
Pratap

Don't miss in u r life

Life lo miss chesuko kunda vundevi 3 gifts :---

1.Lover( god ichina gift)
2.Mother(Gift ga vachina God)
3.Friend(God  ki kuda leni gift).


Ravi

Night is a nice gift so open u r  eyes u will see the another world  waiting for u 
so enjoy with it sweet dreams.....................................Jagadeesh

గాలి వస్తే ఆరేది దీపం ,                                                                                                                                          రోజు గడిస్తే  రాలేది పుష్పం ,                                                                                                                                                 మనిషి మరణిస్తే మిగిలేది దేహం ,                                                                                                                              కాని                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ఎన్ని యుగాలు గడిచిన మిగిలేది మన స్నేహం. 

                                                                                                          పూర్ణిమ 

Great Sms

Words are Great Attitude :  Throw u r Past in the Dustbin,
                                         
                                                          Keep the present on your working table,
                                                                             
                                                                                and    Display you are Future on u r notice board....



Prasad

Smile

" Smiling is always easier then explaining why you are sad " 




   So , keep Smiling ......................Kusuma

Affection

Care doesn't need powerful eyes  or a cute voice or a lovely face , it always need a beautiful and a responsible heart with affection ....................

                                                                                                                                      Kusuma

Balayya Joke

బాలయ్య : మన దేశ జనాభా పెరిగి పోతుంది ఏమి చేద్దాం రా.....!

Juniour NTR : నువ్వు పరమ వీర చక్ర 2 తియ్యి బాబాయి , అది చుసిఎవరైన మిగిలితే 

                      నేను sakthi 2  తీస్తాను .

బాలయ్య :  నువ్వు నిజంగా చాల సూపర్ రా ....................!

Happy INDIA

Once  Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Manmohan Singh were traveling in a helicopter.
Sonia Gandhi Drops one Rs.100 note and says i made one Indian happy.
Rahul Gandhi Drops two Rs.50 note and says i made two Indians Happy.
Manmohan Singh Drops 100 coins in One Rupee and he says i made 100 Indians Happy.

Hearing this the PILOT says i will through will 3 of u down and make 120 crore Indians Happy.

PILOT'S Name : Anna Hazer.............!

One Surprise for u

I am getting register marriage on Monday(Seriously), Sorry to inform through SMS.


Because here lot of Problems, 
                                                 i am inviting only a few friends. 
So, Please come to register office in Visakhapatnam. Don't bring any gift.


                                          JUST BRING AN BEAUTIFUL GIRL 
                                                                                                           to marry me.................! 

Confidence

"Life is full of Problems,
                                      Problems are not Permanent,


But ,   Life is Permanent"..............So ,


                                               Face the Problems with Confidence   Enjoy Life. 

Wonderful day

Welcome to the new morning with a "Smile on u r face",


                                                             "Love in u r Heart"
                                                             "Good thoughts in u r Mind".
Then u will have a Wonderful Day.  Good Morning...................

Nesthama.........

Nesthama e.....................
chirugali neeku Jola padutu  ente 
Valipoye  nee kanu reppala maatuna koti kalalu ...
Udayinchalani nee......
Prathi kala nijam kavalani  manspurthi ga korukuntu......nee nestham..

True friends

True friends are  like our upper and  lower eye lids.


Then often meet  because they  miss each other ,


and  when they meet , don't see the World...! 

Result

Doctors  after operation and Engineering  students after exam---------
Both tel the same answers.....
......
.
.
.
We tried our best, Can't say anything right Now...! 

Kid's Love Letter

Dear pinki,

I love you , My dream i see u.
      Every where you.
You no ,i live  no.
I come  red  shirt  tomorrow.
U love i , U come red frock......i wait down mango tree.
U no come, i jump tree, Sure come........

                                                                   yours lovely
                                                                    tinku
                                                                    UKG 'A' section.
Girl replies :::---


Darling ,
              Your letter mummy see...papa beat me,
 mummy angry. lock me room...!   I no come.
please no jump. I Love u.................


                                                            Yours lovely
                                                              Pinki
                                                              UKG 'B' section.

Good Joke

Ballayya Writing exam by standing at door.

One guy asks :Meeru door daggara nilabadi exam enduku rastunnaru,

Balayya :  Pichoda  endukante
                Idi Entrance exam ra.........

Hi

Success

Success is not the key to Happiness.

Happiness is  the key to Success.

If you love what you are doing , you will be successful.

Have a Nice day..........! 

Joke

చరణ్ పెళ్లి  చూపులు :----

అమ్మాయి నాన్న :-- మా అమ్మాయి ఇంకా చాడువ్కుంటాను అంటుంది .

చిరు : --  పర్వాలేదు , చదువుకోమండి ,

              మేము ఒక గంట తర్వాత వస్తాం.

Good Morning

Excellent statement  by Vivekananda.
Everything is Easy...! When  you are Busy...!
But
Northing is Easy....!When you are Lazy...!!

Good Morning

Have a Nice Day.......

Happy Ganesh Chaturti SMS

Ganpati Bapa Moriya